A policeman came up to a vendor selling Gamecock merchandise outside of the South Carolina game at Williams-Brice Stadium and said, "I'm sorry, you can't sell that stuff without a license." The vendor replied, "I knew I wasn't selling any, but I didn't know why."
Chuck Norris once defeated the South Carolina Gamecock football team. Single-handedly. With one roundhouse kick.
“Thou art a qualling, idle-headed, weasel!”
~ According to Esquire, the typical American woman is almost 5 feet-four inches tall, weighs 153 pounds, earns $20,471 a year, and owns 7.6 pairs of jeans.
~ A “nullipara” is a woman who has never borne a child.
~ Actor Edward Norton is a Yale grad.
~ The kid’s cap gun was invented shortly after the Civil War. The BB gun was introduced in 1886.
~ Toads eat only moving prey.
“I need a back waxing. ‘Ya game?”
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