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“Hold this. I've gotta run to the toilet and take my schizophrenia medication.”
A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry Native American stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in."
“Thou art a purpled, fat-kidneyed, dewberry!”
As a seven year old, Chuck Norris' Mom once told him to go and dig to China. He left and returned three weeks later with a 2nd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
About 50% of women have one breast that is larger than the other.
Pecans are the only food that doesn't have to be treated or dehydrated when astronauts take them into space.
The male brain is 10% larger than the female brain.
In the 1700s, it was believed that the widespread infertility of Spanish women was due to singing during sex.
There are 2,598,960 five-card hands possible in a 52-card deck.